As If It Were Not Bad Enough


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My cell phone has been repossesed by demons. Not just posessed, mind you, but reposessed.

It has been known to have fits of irresponsibility, emotional meltdowns and flings with the dark side. But it has completely gone over the edge.

I can HEAR it ring and I can HEAR myself recieved text messages. But, I CANNOT answer it. My keypad and my screen are frozen.

Dead.

Not having my cell phone is worse than not having arms and legs. It. Is. My. Lifeline.

Today has been atrocious and up to this point I have managed to hold off on the nervous breakdown, the floodgates of tears, the fits of anger, but I CAN NO LONGER.


My life is pitiful.


7 Responses to “As If It Were Not Bad Enough”

  1. Blogger joy 

    Poor darling! I feel your pain. Since you've worked so many hours, take a lunch break, swing by Giant and pick up some Pims. Pims are lovely. Pims will make you feel better.

  2. Anonymous Anonymous 

    You are right, you are pitiful! (but aren't we all!) I have the SAME FRIKIN PROBLEM with my phone (motorola), you have to take the battery in and out and then turn it on.

    What the hell are pims?

  3. Blogger QOS 

    AWESOME HEADER!

    i feel so left out.

  4. Blogger VDOprincess 

    You don't want to KNOW how long she's been after me to get that up....

  5. Blogger Porkchop 

    Pims are a english cookie.

    Whenever I get terribly upset, people know to comfort me by bringing me earl grey and pims.

    They are shortbread with orange filling covered in chocolate.

  6. Blogger Life is better blonde 

    awww, all the sisters have new headers!! looks super cool!! I might have to copy you:)

  7. Blogger Jon 

    No wonder I could not reach you> I had all this money to give away and you never picked up.....

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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