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Off With A Bang

Published 2.3.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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This morning, I walked out to my Minivan Which Brings All The Boys To The Yard, only to discover another hubcab was missing.

Terrific.

Since I worked eleven and a half hours straight yesterday and anything over seven and a half is considered working WAY TO HARD, I took the liberty of being half an hour late to work this morning.

In that spare half hour I dropped of dry cleaning and was supposed to drop off two malfunctioning vaccum cleaner's. Except I had no idea where the vaccum cleaner repair shop was. After I cruised around for a bit, I decided it was fruitless and went to work.

Where I discovered that I have a hole in my stockings the size of a small state. I knew getting dressed this morning was to easy. And my favorite tweed skirt, which I wore today, has decided to start degenerating. While I am still wearing it.

And I have to work all day with a person I do not only loathe, but despise.



Let the games begin.

2 Responses to “Off With A Bang”

  1. Blogger QOS  on March 02, 2005 5:59 PM  

    are the missing hubcaps both on the same side? because that would be soooooo sexy.

    trashy on one side, classy on the other?

    the mullet of minivans!

  2. Blogger VDOprincess  on March 02, 2005 8:51 PM  

    I think it was just stolen by another adoring fan who was copying jon. Stupid adoring fans who can't even be creative in the things they steal.

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