Vacations Are Good For The Waistline
Published 6.4.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
At least Porkchop's waistline. Because Porkchop lost seven pounds.
Without being sick.
Without making herself throw up.
Without a diet of lemon juice and maple syrup.
I think this calls for a celebration involving lots of CHOCOLATE!
It's just wrong that you are losing weight ON VACATION when I am having so much trouble EVEN THOUGH i am working out like a fiend, eating like a begger, and whining like a baby. Truly, life isn't fair.
You must let me know your secret.
i just ate a half a chicken for lunch.
i think i need to go on vacation.