God Did Not Design Me To Be Fit*
Published 22.9.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
*Because being fit requires coordination.
Something I do not posses. At all. So much so, that my trainer was laughing at me. I mean, really, while I may posses the faculties to walk in five inch heels, I cannot move four different body parts at once, breathe correctly AND COUNT!
He did try to console me when I was utterly bereft at my lack of understanding of ab exercises. He sweetly informed me that he had a 300 lb man get stuck. In the same machine I couldn't work. I asked him if this was really worse. After all, while he may have been stuck, AT LEAST HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING! The trainer informed me that no, this was not better. He didn't paticularly enjoy extracting men from the ab machine.
From this, I can logically conclude that if I continue as such, I will turn into a 300 lb man. Or fat lady with a mustache.
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