I Know He's Crispy And All, But...
Published 4.5.06 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
Today while changing the lightbulbs in our pole lights, the maintinence man who was high in the cherry picker was blown into the power lines.
Eight firetrucks. Two ambulances. Police. A news crew. The power has been cut on the block. He is slumped in shock in the cherry picker basket. He's alive, but clearly in danger.
Our general manager drives by. He is quickly briefed on the situation. He pauses with a concerned look on his face and very gravely askes:
"Do you think our lights are going to be ok?"
Typical managerial response....
You are perhaps the best storyteller ever.
What. A. Jackass.