richard: "if i gave you $100 would you show me your boobs?"
me: "absolutely not"
richard: "$200?"
me: "no"
richard: "$300?!"
me: *steely glare *
richard: *begging* "
$1000?!?!" (as if that were the largest amount of money fathomable)
me: *continues typing *
richard: "how much? name. your. price."
me: "dignity has no price. nor can it be bought."
richard: "my heart is dashed into a thousand pieces! please?! PLEASE?!"
you know, when i wasyoung and innocent people used to say "she's going to be a heartbreaker" this was not at all how i imagined it.
How about his head on a silver platter?
You only made me pay $20.