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why we hate the terps

Published 13.9.06 by Porkchop | E-mail this post

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conversation with le brother:

porkchop: "i hate the terps. i mean, for the love of pete, they are turtles. football is big! fast! violent! and they are turtles."

fredd: "couldn't they think of something better?"

porkchop: "it could be the logical explanation for why they never win. we thought football was about being slow? and peaceful?"

fredd: "venus flytraps could do more damage."

porkchop: "go get 'em. ya big fierce turtles!"

fredd: "their mascot is just this big fat guy. at halftime, they bring him out on a cart and he eats some leaves or something then they scream GO TERPS!! EAT.. THOSE.. LEAVES!!"

porkchop: "SNAP YOUR LITTLE TURTLE TRAPS!! look fierce, boys!!!"

fredd: *snort* "exactly."

porkchop: *scoffs* "exactly."

5 Responses to “why we hate the terps”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous  on September 13, 2006 3:30 PM  

    "snap those little turtle traps! Look fierce, boys."

    *snort* I want a shirt that says that.

  2. Anonymous Anonymous  on September 14, 2006 1:50 PM  

    Hey! The Terps are fearsome! Fear the turtle!


    I just have to say that b/c everyone in my family except me went to Maryland. :D

  3. Anonymous Anonymous  on September 19, 2006 11:08 AM  

    Avast ye Terps, tis Talk Like A Pirate Day!

  4. Anonymous Anonymous  on September 20, 2006 12:05 AM  

    i miss my brother too, and we are even in the same town. but he is so busy these days, which is totally unfair.

    also, you need to xanga so i can read you in my subscriptions. :) or just email me your blogpost every day, and we'll call it even.

  5. Anonymous Anonymous  on September 24, 2006 11:03 AM  

    Hell in a Shell, baby!

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