Braving Barbie Land II


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The Agency called me, again. They would like for me to do hair and makeup for a photo shoot, again. I said yes, again.

Mainly because I have had a HORRID week, and frankly, it couldn't get any worse. So, I might as well finish off this fabulous week of being miserable.

Besides, if properly provoked, I will draw and quarter the twits with the sharpness of my wit and quickness of the toungue.

Most of you are thinking WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOING BACK? ARE YOU A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT? Surveys show that, yes, I am. So that answers THAT question.

One day, when I am incredibly smart (one day!) and wildly successful they will at least be able to say "HEY! I remember her! She was the fat kid who loved cake!"



There you have it. Yes, I am glutton for things other than punishment.


1 Responses to “Braving Barbie Land II”

  1. Blogger Jon 

    Models! Very Dangerous...
    I'll go first!

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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