Obviously, It Wants No Input From Me
Published 9.3.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
My fortune, that is.
For the second time in a MONTH I have gotten a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. How strange/random/creepy is that?
Whenever I say that, people look at me weird (THAT is real unusual) and inform me they have NEVER gotten a fortune cookie with no fortune.
Thanks for making me feel like a freak of nature. Next time your in a burning building, I will SO not save you.
While, I suppose I could say this means I determine my own future, it could also mean I am going to die or I have a very empty future ahead of me.
All prospects look cheery.
http://www.goodfortunes.com/
one of my few talents is that i can make fortune cookies. i can also write great fortunes to put inside.
for instance: "your hairline is receding at an unnaturally high speed. buy rogaine."