Obviously, It Wants No Input From Me


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My fortune, that is.

For the second time in a MONTH I have gotten a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. How strange/random/creepy is that?

Whenever I say that, people look at me weird (THAT is real unusual) and inform me they have NEVER gotten a fortune cookie with no fortune.

Thanks for making me feel like a freak of nature. Next time your in a burning building, I will SO not save you.

While, I suppose I could say this means I determine my own future, it could also mean I am going to die or I have a very empty future ahead of me.



All prospects look cheery.


2 Responses to “Obviously, It Wants No Input From Me”

  1. Blogger DBFrank 

    http://www.goodfortunes.com/

  2. Blogger QOS 

    one of my few talents is that i can make fortune cookies. i can also write great fortunes to put inside.

    for instance: "your hairline is receding at an unnaturally high speed. buy rogaine."

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.


I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.


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