I Just Ate My (verymuchtoobig) Lunch
Published 19.4.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
So please do not stand in front of my desk, with your hairy belly exposed, scratching yourself. Also, when you turn around, I really did not want to see half of your similiarly hairy behind. I know bulemia is a tempting option, for me right now. But I really wanted to make MYSELF throw up.
I would prefer for it not to be induced by hairy, naked flesh sightings.
Moooon river ... suddenly this song has popped into my head.
I suppose my photo doesn't help you any. Not that this bottom belongs to me, and it is, after all, a girl. Even so, apparently you've had enough moon for one day.
hairy naked flesh is sooooo wrong on so many levels...
:0)
So, what is it with you and the over stimulated mid driffs?! Are you like a magnet for uncontrolable hair, and bulge?! Seriously hun, maybe you should try a new hairspray..or overly tinted sunglasses? Poor thing...