When I congratulated Barbie on the purchase of yet another property, and expressed my jealousy for her success in real estate, she replied:
Well, I already want to cry, I think. Stupid lead based paint laws! If a brat is going to chew on a window sill, it deserves whatever the consequences...
I didn't mean it. I really do believe in corporate responsibility. I was just frustrated, that's all. Sheesh, you make me sound like something from Oliver Twist.
I HAD to post it, because I got this instant mental picture of a drooling kid gnawing on the moulding.