Russian Unibrows Are Pretty Sexy
Published 21.7.05 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
Over my late lunch break I had to trot over to the social security office to acquire some useless piece of paper for my new job. I pulled my little number and waited. I chatted with the security guard, and waited. I viewed some of the dregs of humanity that populated the chairs beside me, and waited. I started watching the women in the windows who were supposedly helping the slow moving line, well, move and noticed one paticularly unpleasant lady. She was rather mean, and evil and rather harried looking. I knew that with the luck of Porkchop, it would be she that had to help me. Sure enough, she called my number.
I trot up to her window, trying to be nice and sweet (you never know when it will help!) but was immediately suspicious when she askes me "Are you Russian?"
Given my slightly caffeine addled state, my mind kicked into overdrive and I completely ignored the fact I have been asked this several times before. I immediately get suspicious. Does she hate Russians? Are Russians not allowed to get this paperwork? Then a bit more paranoid. Do I reek of vodka? Did my fur-lined purse give me away? Are there caviar crumbs clinging to my lapels? Was it my ankle length black overcoat in the middle of summer?
I ponder, but only for a quick moment. As I run through the symptoms that could have brought her to this question and mentally acquit myself, I finally manage to answer with a soft "No." But I cowered in front of her desk and braced myself for her next overly intrusive question. Perhaps in the fashion of my mother grilling prospective dates she will next blurt out "Are you a virgin?" But, she doesn't, instead my hostilely knitted unabrow relaxes when she explains her odd question:
"Well, it's just that with all the Russian girls that come in here who are models, you look just like them. I could have sworn you were from Russia, all the girls are beautiful. You definitely look like a Russian model, minus the accent and the lack of shaving, of course."
At least I have good hygiene going for me.
Yeah my name is zack hoglen i like russian unibrows so if and russian people are out there and want to mate with my monobrow just hit me up but not today cause im going to sammies house in scotland yeah i have fun swimming with nesse sometimes but she dosent appriteate my monobrow so ill hit you hot russian monobrows up.
I'm Russian and I do not enjoy being in the presence of a monobrow.
you are so wierd!
You are a stupid person if you think unibrows are hot there just nasty and i dont want to be around them
OKAY YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS IF YOU THINK UNIBVROWS ARE "SEXY" IF THEY WERE PEOPLE WOULD WANT UNIBROWS!
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your the grosest person!! UNIBVROWS ARE NOT SEXY U DIRTY JERK!!DO GET A LIFE YA WIERDO
YOUR A NASTY FREEK!!!GO TO HELLL!!
its ok that u like them.if every body dint like them .then the world would be a boreing place.not eberybody likes the same things. And that is what makes the world go round .so im supporting u>>>???go unibrow lover........
man unibrows rock my furry pee pee