I Really Should Set Him Up With Queen Of Slackers She Loves All The Pretty Colours, I'm Just A Sucker For Fire
Published 18.3.06 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
He comes from a long line of people who
blow things up. Professionally. Like
legally.
I'm not really interested in him for his good looks on winsome charm. I'm all about the fact he has access to government caches of C-4. Perhaps we could arrange a small demonstration for the first date. Nothing ostentatious or over the top. Just a shed. Or a few small animals. Small, tasteful, elegant.
Maybe I'll just keep the whole my-little-brother-wants-to-take-over-the-world thing under my hat for now.
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