Tonight as I picked up new sleek new piece of wireless machinary courtesy of the kind lady in Verizon customer service the salesman asked me point blank
"Are you a school teacher?"
Um. No. And I'm kind of insulted that you asked. I left off the last part. Seriously, a school teacher? I've been asked if I was a bitch. I've been asked if I was a stripper. But a school teacher, a first for sure.
No. I will not rap you with my ruler, you naughty boy.
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