Never Say Never

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Just yesterday I was saying my life was dull and I had nothing to blog about. Well, that was yesterday.

Last night, as I was sitting in the back of a police car with handcuffs digging into my wrists, I thought "Well, this is might bloggable."

The Short Version (the long version will come later): I was accidentally driving on a suspended license (which they can arrest you for) but also had a handgun in the car (I DO have a permit). However, life is swell, because the arresting officer had the hots for my sister. The supervising officer had the hots for my other sister.

Moral of the Story: keep your sisters hot and you will stay out of trouble.

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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