Am I Completely Unaware Of The New Fad In Flirting?

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With this fabulous spring weather that has been priviledging us, I have started driving with my windows slightly cracked and my sunroof open, paticularly on my dewy drive to the place I know as work. Apparently the charming fellows who inhabit the roadways in their fellow commuter vehicles on my commute to work find it terribly exciting to try and shout through the cracks in my windows and start up a chatty neighborly conversation while gridlocked in traffic.

There was one paticularly persistant lad this morning. At first, I could not hear him over my music. And then, I noticed him, straining out his window towards my barely cracked window. I peered over my sunglasses at him and rolled it down an inch further. When his intentions of STRIKING UP A CONVERSATION IN GRIDLOCKED TRAFFIC AND GETTING MY NUMBER became clear. I sealed all portals to the outside world and turned up my music just a touch louder.

Am I completely unaware of the new way of exchanging digits? HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY DONE THIS? (I would have said lowered themself that far but did not want to inhibit the SHARING SPIRIT!)

Could his tounge have been loosened slightly by the fact I was blasting Milkshake?

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This odd narrative is my life. I ended up in Pittsburgh, of all places--from the beach. I have no hobbies, other than cooking excessively and eating microwave popcorn. I enjoy shopping, the Food network, hiding the remote so the Food network cannot be turned off, find ethnic food stores and restaurants and reading voraciously. My life is decidedly pedestrian.

I worked in the car business where I was required to be ruthless and soul-less wench, which is when I started this project. Since then, I've kept it up because secretly, I've always wanted to join the military. Every male in my mother's family has joined and I quietly entertain thoughts of joining. I haven't yet and don't know if I ever will, but sending the troops cookies keeps me sane. it makes me think I still have a shred of human kindness left in my withering soul. it's a small way for me to salute the men and women who are brave enough to fight for freedom. And makes me feel like I'm contributing toward troop morale--even if I'm not. So if you want to help, send me addresses of troops you know stationed overseas. you may also contribute toward the cost of chocolate chips, but don't feel obligated, that link is here only by request.

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