What Then, My Good Friend, Is The Point?
Published 17.5.06 by Porkchop | E-mail this post
I have a rather conservative friend who is getting married in a month. Today he called me and was blathering on about missing talking to me, blahtyblahblahblah. I told him I was indeed sad I hadn't heard from him in awhile, but completely understood. Though, I was quite aware that after the wedding I would be hearing from him even less. He said he was confused. Trying to be discreet and genteel (truly a first for me) I gently said
"Well, you'll be busy taking care of your new wife and I most certainly hope you'll be fulfilling the God given command to repopulate the earth. Or at least trying." I was gently trying to make the point that he would FINALLY BE ALLOWED TO HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX, I MOST CERTAINLY HOPE HE WOULD BE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY.
He paused.
"Nah. I won't really have time."
He was
serious.
Ooooo, that makes me sad. Encourage him to *make* time.
silly boylie.
he will learn.
or he won't and we will see them on dr. phil in a few years because they are still virgins.
This is why conservatives are in no danger of taking over the world.
...A conservative man bent on maintaining chastity in a marriage has no right talking to a hot girl like you. I mean, everyone knows guy/girl interaction is taboo. Something here doesn't click. Ahahaha.
Although I agree... in a sense... can you see HIM spending all his time "gettin' it on?" I'm sure you don't want to, but at least I urge you to consider the likelihood of it.
That's just it, Kat, this guy is quite possibly the hottest thing to walk the earth. His little wifey should definitely be jumping him. Course, the fact that he is so intent in talking to Porky ONE MONTH before his wedding leads me to believe Mr. Hottie may not be so keen on jumping his wifey.
Definitely a problem.
Justification for my complaint that accessibility to unlimited amounts of guilt-free, wild animal sex is wasted on the undeservingly unappreciative.
A pox on his head, I say.