Just yesterday I was saying my life was dull and I had nothing to blog about. Well, that was yesterday.

Last night, as I was sitting in the back of a police car with handcuffs digging into my wrists, I thought "Well, this is might bloggable."

The Short Version (the long version will come later): I was accidentally driving on a suspended license (which they can arrest you for) but also had a handgun in the car (I DO have a permit). However, life is swell, because the arresting officer had the hots for my sister. The supervising officer had the hots for my other sister.

Moral of the Story: keep your sisters hot and you will stay out of trouble.

Labels: family, i'm a little troublemaker

I miss blogging.

I miss people telling me I'm funny. I miss having funny stories to tell. I miss thinking "I totally have to blog this" and knowing that the humor of the moment will be enjoyed and carried on by a few more people.

Unfortunately, in the past eight months, I've been unable to blog anything work related, given the nature and position of my work. I have more people under me and wouldn't want them to find this blog because, well, let's face it. That would be weird. And yes, in the past few months, I did have a very close call.

Also, in the past year, I've changed quite a bit. I've become, dare I say it, kinder! Granted, I'm no Mother Theresa, but I went a whole week with house guests without insulting anyone. Can you imagine that a mere two years ago? Me either.

I'm afraid I've become frightfully dull. I no longer try to mow children down who are getting on school buses, I drink more tea that I used to and even do things like eat healthy and workout regularly. In short, I'm becoming quite pedestrian and boring.

However. In spite of all that, I've decided I want to start blogging, simply because it's nice and I miss it. And I don't really give two figs if anyone finds me funny.

That's what I say now.

Labels: boring life

Discussion regarding all the ugly wives of rich men we see.

Joy: "Do you really want your life value wrapped in cupcakes?!"

Sarah: pause. "Um, yeah, actually, I'd be ok with that."

Joy: pause "Yeah. Me too, actually. The whole femanatzi superhero thing wears a little thin after awhile."

Labels: job, singleness